Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Gufy Media: Spoof Text - The Brain Bank

The Brain Bank

It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was lucky there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose.

A large explosion had killed a fi refi ghter, a captain and a chief. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains. The fi refi ghter’s brain was $10,000, the captain’s brain was $50,000 and the chief was a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the chief’s brain was so much more expensive.

The reply.... you see the chief’s brain has never been used!
Adapted form: http://www.dizzyboy.com

Fill the blanks with the correct words based on the text.
1. The main character of the story is ....
2. ... caused her husband’s brain dead.
3. The only way to save the husband was to ....
4. The wife went to ... to get a new brain for her husband.
5. The most expensive brain was ... because ....

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